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Michael Pilgrim
Michael Pilgrim is the Customer Relations Director of Overseas Subscribers Agents, as well as Editor in Chief of the OSA Newsletter.   
By Michael Pilgrim
Published on November 30, 2009
 

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window:
  - I want to open a damn checking account.
To which the astonished woman replies:
  - I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?
  - Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account right now!
  - I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank.
So saying, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her situation. They both return and the manager asks the old geezer:
  - What seems to be the problem here?
  - There's no friggin problem, dammit! the man says, I just won $50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!
  - I see, says the manager, and this damn woman is giving you a hard time?

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